Chinese tea · gold, midnight, one pink line
Thirty-four Chinese teas laid in gold on midnight with one surreal object each — a lobster, a padlock, a keyhole — and a single pink stroke signing the page.
3 teas · 3 categories
Two materials carry every page — gold and midnight blue — and one pink line is permitted, always as a stroke rather than a field, so it stays an interruption. Objects are introduced that have no business near tea: a lobster, a tape measure, a padlock and its keyhole, gilded until they read as jewellery rather than props. The trick only works if the product stays real, so the leaf is never gilded and never redrawn; the gold gathers at its edges and stops. Kintsugi veining is used on the pressed blocks because a repaired break is the one ornament that describes what the material actually does — it cracks, and the crack is where the value shows. Chinese tea takes the surreal treatment well since much of it is already an object before it is a drink: bricks, discs, resin, nests. The type is condensed gold caps, the caption is short, and nothing on the page explains the joke.